rhydonmyhardon:

perks to being multilingual: having more sad songs to listen to feel different shades of sad

(via charizord)

carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

(via 69shadesofgray)

brokage:

"Haha you’ll probably name your baby naruto" um no????? Wtf??????? Why would I name a baby after someone they could never even compare to????? Why would I set a baby up for failure like that

(via sexyfortunecookie)